And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
Scott McCall, Steve Rogers, and Wes Gibbins trying to get rid of a body.
they didn’t kill anyone. stiles, bucky, and connor did. they’re just cleaning up their mess.
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You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.
And then there was the Irish Potato Famine…
This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
Im laughing so hard omg
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
One of the best moments of my childhood.
I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good
I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.
And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning
And I’ll support directors actually giving a crap about their actor’s health.
another alternate ending because ive been reading the tags on that one post and ive been laughing for WEEKS
LEO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
I’ll forever call this ending the “WTF Leo” ending, because who lets his friends believe that he is dead, let them mourn and cry and feel guilty while he rides of in the sunset to find a girl ?
If RR really wanted that “final twist” (that everybody saw coming), why not give us a reason for such a selfish plan ? Example : since no man can find Ogygia twice, Leo is using his death to have Festus find the island alone with his dead body and have programmed him to only inject the cure once they have landed? It’d then make sense not to tell such a plan to his friends because they probably wouldn’t want him to risk waiting to be on Ogygia to use the cure… Anything would have been better than feeling like Leo’s priority is Calypso and he’ll think about his friends later, after he’s gone on holidays with the hot girl… So yeah, connard de merde son of a bitch nicely sums it up. ;p
TAYLOR I LOVE YOUR SHIRT WHERE DID YOU GET IT
It’s cool cause even though I didn’t get any sleep on the 14 hour flight from Sydney, my shirt slept the whole time.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked