Video 21 Oct 244,335 notes

kili-fili-and-frilly:

And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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Text 21 Oct 3,958 notes

pickasalvatore:

poseyshauntedhole:

Scott McCall, Steve Rogers, and Wes Gibbins trying to get rid of a body.

 

they didn’t kill anyone. stiles, bucky, and connor did. they’re just cleaning up their mess.

Video 21 Oct 75,814 notes

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

Photo 21 Oct 74,480 notes leithreas:

brainstatic:


Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

And then there was the Irish Potato Famine…

leithreas:

brainstatic:

Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

And then there was the Irish Potato Famine…

Photo 21 Oct 450,282 notes somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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Text 21 Oct 92,413 notes

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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Photo 21 Oct 354,568 notes

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Text 21 Oct 181,512 notes

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

Video 21 Oct 513,366 notes

colt-kun:

rabidauthor:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

And I’ll support directors actually giving a crap about their actor’s health.

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Video 21 Oct 163,267 notes

my-life-in-disney:

How come I never caught this.

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Video 21 Oct 1,559 notes

ilyone:

bichol:

another alternate ending because ive been reading the tags on that one post and ive been laughing for WEEKS

LEO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

I’ll forever call this ending the “WTF Leo” ending, because who lets his friends believe that he is dead, let them mourn and cry and feel guilty while he rides of in the sunset to find a girl ?
If RR really wanted that “final twist” (that everybody saw coming), why not give us a reason for such a selfish plan ? Example : since no man can find Ogygia twice, Leo is using his death to have Festus find the island alone with his dead body and have programmed him to only inject the cure once they have landed? It’d then make sense not to tell such a plan to his friends because they probably wouldn’t want him to risk waiting to be on Ogygia to use the cure… Anything would have been better than feeling like Leo’s priority is Calypso and he’ll think about his friends later, after he’s gone on holidays with the hot girl… So yeah, connard de merde son of a bitch nicely sums it up. ;p

Photo 21 Oct 8,958 notes taylorswift:

faded-pictureofabeautifulnight:

TAYLOR I LOVE YOUR SHIRT WHERE DID YOU GET IT

Top Shop.It’s cool cause even though I didn’t get any sleep on the 14 hour flight from Sydney, my shirt slept the whole time.

taylorswift:

faded-pictureofabeautifulnight:

TAYLOR I LOVE YOUR SHIRT WHERE DID YOU GET IT

Top Shop.
It’s cool cause even though I didn’t get any sleep on the 14 hour flight from Sydney, my shirt slept the whole time.

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Text 21 Oct 174,085 notes

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Video 21 Oct 4,160 notes

stydia:

teen wolf + text posts (part two)

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