Photo 28 Jul 2,742 notes ultrafacts:

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Photo 28 Jul 55,774 notes khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile)

Text 28 Jul 7,544 notes

hellsbellscastiel:

chjofy-believes-in-tjlc:

it’s fantastic how during Sherlock’s speech everyone is tearing up and Gavin is just there looking at him like

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GAVIN

Video 28 Jul 407,493 notes

awkward-fallen-angel:

somnone:

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

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Maybe they’re related

Its the hair

(Source: dannedehan)

Text 28 Jul 305,620 notes

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

Video 28 Jul 354,874 notes

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

(Source: queen-angelina)

Video 28 Jul 15,108 notes
Photo 28 Jul 125,883 notes colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.
Helmets, guys.

colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.

Helmets, guys.

Video 28 Jul 36,945 notes

this-is-my-headspace:

This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.

Text 28 Jul 111,600 notes How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

Video 28 Jul 2,473 notes

sebadasstian-stan:

never invite an asgardian to your house unless you have enough mugs

Video 28 Jul 4,891 notes

swagitsune:

I’m bored.

Chat 28 Jul 533,385 notes My visit to get screened for cancer:
  • Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
  • Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
  • Nurse: "So he's your...."
  • Me: "Friend."
  • Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
  • Me: "11."
  • Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
  • Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
  • Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
  • Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
  • Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
  • Me: "Uh. 0."
  • Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
  • Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
  • Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
  • Me: "With homosexuality."
  • Nurse: 
  • Me: 
  • Nurse: 
  • Me: "I fuck girls."
Video 28 Jul 1,665 notes

stydiaa:

Stiles + his inability to give a straight answer. 

Video 28 Jul 26,627 notes

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